Agent Smoke

Agent Smoke - Cast

Agent Smoke (Sarah)

A detective in SEC-DEF-PD, Homonia's police force. Sarah has been assigned to investigate Homonia's sex parks for evidence of corruption, rape and intentional STD spreading. She goes undercover as a punter, though has a "cover cover" story about working for the tax department, checking the financial records of these places.

Sarah is bi, and grew up in Cambridge in England. Hate speech is legal in the UK, after the great revolution of 2014, so when her parents find out about her, they can quite legally call her a "dyke" and throw her out of the house. She simply went to the Homonian embassy and applied for fast-track citizenship. After that she joined the police and ascended rapidly.

She drives a 1963 Ford Cortina, which she's somehow got hold of. It has been modified to run on hydrogen, though.

Valerina Zaleski

A woman from Poland who moved to Homonia for similar reasons to Sarah. She is the captain of Andy Crayne's private zeppelin. He pays well, and she has a decent sized detached house in the suburbs of Turing, Homonia's capital city.

She is bi, but prefers women. She also likes wearing one-piece swimsuits. She has an MG Farina, which is based on the MG version of the BMC B-Series (aka Morris Oxford VI, Austin A60 Cambridge, Wolseley 16/60, Riley 4/72 and MG Magnette mkIV... phew), only it's more of a dedicated sports car than the original, with significant performance enhancements... and the all-important octagonal clocks.

Andy Crayne

The boss of the Shag Shack, one of the biggest and most popular sex parks in Homonia. He is half British and half Russian, and was born in Homonia when it was still called Sakhalin. Witnessing the founding of the country, he "got in" with the president and suggested policies that would allow for the creation of sex parks. The Shag Shack was the first of many, and he made a huge amount of money. A lot of this was funnelled into STD research and building a robust Homonian military, but he keeps plenty for himself.

He is bi as fuck, and has a way with people that normally results in thier clothes falling off within, sometimes, only minutes of meeting him. He has far too many awesome cars, but mostly flies about in his own zeppelin, which is extensively equipped with bedrooms

Joanna Crayne

The wife of Andy Crayne, though naturally thier relationship is very open. She's also bi as fuck, but leaning more towards straight. She has a Cavendish Sixteen, which is a Homonian re-make of a 1954 Cadillac, only with sixteen cylinders. Well a even a big-block V8 looks lost in one of those things.

Superintendent Chang

Sarah's never-happy boss. He is gay, and close to retirement, always telling himself that it's his last day, when her crazy solutions to things piss him off. He comes from China, which became a nationalistic republic after World War 3, and is trying to undo the cultural damage caused by decades of communism-turned-crony-capitalism. This has naturally led to a crackdown on homosexuality (though god knows why, they still have way more people than they know what to do with), but he decided working to rescue his homeland was too much effort, and just fucked off to greener pastures. He has a Rover P5b, which is a Homonian-built copy of, er, the Rover P5b.

Mr McTiver

The boss of another sex park called Luv Tower. Sarah catches him fiddling his tax returns, and then a chase ensues. He steals somebody's MG Midget.

	Agent Smoke (Sarah) A detective in SEC-DEF-PD, Homonia's police force. Sarah has been assigned to investigate Homonia's sex parks for evidence of corruption, rape and intentional STD spreading. She goes undercover as a punter, though has a "cover cover" story about working for the tax department, checking the financial records of these places. Sarah is bi, and grew up in Cambridge in England. Hate speech is legal in the UK, after the great revolution of 2014, so when her parents find out about her, they can quite legally call her a "dyke" and throw her out of the house. She simply went to the Homonian embassy and applied for fast-track citizenship. After that she joined the police and ascended rapidly. She drives a 1963 Ford Cortina, which she's somehow got hold of. It has been modified to run on hydrogen, though.
	Valerina Zaleski A woman from Poland who moved to Homonia for similar reasons to Sarah. She is the captain of Andy Crayne's private zeppelin. He pays well, and she has a decent sized detached house in the suburbs of Turing, Homonia's capital city. She is bi, but prefers women. She also likes wearing one-piece swimsuits. She has an MG Farina, which is based on the MG version of the BMC B-Series (aka Morris Oxford VI, Austin A60 Cambridge, Wolseley 16/60, Riley 4/72 and MG Magnette mkIV... phew), only it's more of a dedicated sports car than the original, with significant performance enhancements... and the all-important octagonal clocks.
	Andy Crayne The boss of the Shag Shack, one of the biggest and most popular sex parks in Homonia. He is half British and half Russian, and was born in Homonia when it was still called Sakhalin. Witnessing the founding of the country, he "got in" with the president and suggested policies that would allow for the creation of sex parks. The Shag Shack was the first of many, and he made a huge amount of money. A lot of this was funnelled into STD research and building a robust Homonian military, but he keeps plenty for himself. He is bi as fuck, and has a way with people that normally results in thier clothes falling off within, sometimes, only minutes of meeting him. He has far too many awesome cars, but mostly flies about in his own zeppelin, which is extensively equipped with bedrooms
	Joanna Crayne The wife of Andy Crayne, though naturally thier relationship is very open. She's also bi as fuck, but leaning more towards straight. She has a Cavendish Sixteen, which is a Homonian re-make of a 1954 Cadillac, only with sixteen cylinders. Well a even a big-block V8 looks lost in one of those things.
	Superintendent Chang Sarah's never-happy boss. He is gay, and close to retirement, always telling himself that it's his last day, when her crazy solutions to things piss him off. He comes from China, which became a nationalistic republic after World War 3, and is trying to undo the cultural damage caused by decades of communism-turned-crony-capitalism. This has naturally led to a crackdown on homosexuality (though god knows why, they still have way more people than they know what to do with), but he decided working to rescue his homeland was too much effort, and just fucked off to greener pastures. He has a Rover P5b, which is a Homonian-built copy of, er, the Rover P5b.
	Mr McTiver The boss of another sex park called Luv Tower. Sarah catches him fiddling his tax returns, and then a chase ensues. He steals somebody's MG Midget.