CLASSIC FELNEY - ANIMATIONS

WARNING: Cringe Factor ABOVE maximum level!

Way back when, I made some animations for classic Felney, most of them in Flash (though I've also discovered a single .gif). They're terrible, and cringy as fuck, so I deleted them, then forgot they existed. But now they're back! The whole Classic Felney comic is now cringy as fuck, so what's a bit more embarrasment? These are presented almost entirely unedited, except I used an .swf editor to update the "visit my site" buttons. I hate having dead links!

Bonus: The old animations page!, check out that colour scheme!

Does not require Flash

Relative Removals 1

A service I came up with which could torture parents who did cruel, evil things like made you go to bed early or didn't let you watch 18-rated films.

Does require Flash

Felney Test

The first completed thing I ever made in Flash, great. It doesn't even have a loading screen or anything, just starts running.

Felney Episode 1

A (barely) animated retelling of the first few Felney strips. No voice work, but some generic music. Click the buttons to advance the text!

Felney Trailer

A hideously cringeworthy "trailer" for Felney / attack on Britain. The most SJW-ish thing I ever made, which is saying something. Good music, though.

Relative Removals 2

A sequel to the gif animation above, this one has actual "voice" "acting". Check out my uncomfortable, faggy drone! Can you beleive I'm actually technically working as a teacher as I write this? Well, my company's put me in the doghouse because too many parents complained, and I'm quitting in just over a month...

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