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This page lists all the Insanity Please comics, grouped by storyline. It also describes what happens in that storyline, and shows when the main characters are introduced. The first 33 strips are very big, because I didn't really know how to work my scanner then. However, those "very big" strips are now only slightly bigger than the non-eye-straining size of the 2015 strips. The older strips are, from April 2015, being slowly re-scanned in a random order. The 2000-2001 batch will be done first, then maybe some of the worse-off 2005-6 ones. When they get re-scanned, I'll also update the page they are on with links to the latest strip, and the archive. |
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0001 -Hojo! 0003 -Terra! -Rufus! 0006 -Locke! |
Terra storyline This one introduces Terra bradford,the main character-and what happened to her before she was an anarchist.It also introduces locke-everybodies favorite treasure hunter.And rufus shinra-everybodies favorite target |
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0008 -Pistols! |
On the road This is when locke and terra where on the road-its pretty short.Introduced in this chapter are the sex pistols-and the 'prefab paradise' hotel |
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0014 -Scarlet! |
Shinra meeting This one-part plot device includes the first real bit of satire-enjoy! |
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0015 -Edgar! |
Figaro castle Our heroes make it to the castle-and meet edgar-the area's technical-know-how geezer and porn meister (for all ages!) |
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Another shinra thing Shinra shoots some unarmed,relativley peaceful protesters-ala black friday |
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0018 -Kefka! |
Figaro castle-continued This section introduces the twisted and vile KEFKA!-BOOOOO! |
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0022 -Setzer! |
Escaping After escaping from the surronded castle-edgar flew them away in a plane-and crashed it.They then got a lift-and after losing terra get her back and carry on. This chapter introduces Setzer-and his airship.It also features the 'vector reactor'-level 1 in insanity doom! |
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A plot thingy with no title Features-a town being blown up...an evil mountain base...and a defecting general (but who is she?) |
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0034 -Now in low resolution! 0036 -Celes! |
Castle hopenstien Introducing celes-the ex-general of shinra,held in a borstal-like prison-and one of the coolest characters in anything!.Also this part is part of a star wars ripoff,and features the run-down shit hole known as mideel (run down by tourists-not lifestream) |
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Random crap A load of crazy shit!-British people shouldnt actually read this storyline cause it contains 'ninja stars'-also it has proof that i cant draw anime (or norman gates) to save my life |
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The run Take the end of star wars-replace the death star with some mountains-luke with celes-vader with kefka and this part writes itself |
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0050 -Me! |
The phil bundy interview This is a spoof of the 'bill grundy interview' that shot the sex pistols to infamy.Also featuring me! (but not the version with long hair and an anarchy t-shirt,that happens later) |
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The run-continued |
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0060 -Relm! |
Mystery A lame night of the dead/aliens ripoff-i couldnt be arsed to finish it properly so it just ended.This part does introduce Relm though-also there is a bit in the middle which takes the piss outta the goverments evil curfew laws.And the train structure |
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0066 -Cloud! -jessie! 0070 -Biggs! 0071 -Tifa! |
Bombz! This part is an anti-war rant-and features cloud,tifa and the rest o the avalanche gang turning from nilishism into anarchism. |
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The 28th reich This is the storyline where shinra uses 'order 28' as an excuse to burn down a gay bar-Unfortunatley this one turned out a bit dumb so i'll do a different '28th reich' story in the future.This storyline is where i started to use proper comic-style frames,instead of lines that had been in all my comics since cart wars (The less said about that the better!) |
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Christmas 'special' (in the down syndrome sense of the word) We want PEACE ON EARTH! All the time not just christmas |
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Chanel schinra A short series of fast show ripoffs-to mark the end of the fast show's life |
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Its the new year an shit! President shinra is giving a speech at the 'dome' in midgar-but a certian insane bunny blows it up |
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Death to life sciences! Terra,Celes and Cloud all attack an evil shinra place called huntsman life sciences.This place is a 'research' (in the auschwitz sense of the word) centre thats also a very dodgy shape!-So anyway this storylines got the 'unknown 10' from the doom wad-now thats a gory fight!.This place will be levels 7 and 8 in the doom wad as well |
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0100 -Vincent! |
Back on the road This follows what they did after destroying huntsman life sciences,And drags on for faaaaar toooo looooonnnggggg-But it does include Vincent! |
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Dream sequence Terra has a weird dream where she finds out what REALLY happened with the esper world thing |
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Vengance! Terra,Locke,Edgar,Vincent and celes all head over to the huge building in vector to try and free some espers...They get ambushed though,and vincent rescues them with an advanced prototype aircraft |
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Feft! The team now flies around in said aircraft a little,Before crashing |
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At narshe Terra has a weird 'flash-back' to world war 2,Which wasnt even in her lifetime!,And then narshe gets attacked by some huge robots |
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Battle of narshe Locke,edgar and vincent try to track down the Terra/Superbeing thingy-While celes and the narshe milita battle giant robots in small planes (Oh please...!) |
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The search for terra They find terra!-And battle a huge dragon |
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Censorsh*t Having a go at the stupid laws-If your only skimming through the archives,read this one at least |
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Storyline bit! Somebody unknown hides on board the returners aircraft-Unfortunatley it gets captured by hojos special airship-The rest of the crew organise to rescue them from a prison in junon |
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0175 -Yuffie! |
Borstal breakout Yet another breakout storyline in yet another faceless metal building in junon-But this ones got yuffie in it! |
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Back to mideel They go back to mideel...yay |
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Miss anarchy Well,it was gonna be a Miss Congeniality ripoff,but ended up crap |
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Gotta gettaway Fairly random collection of escapades,includes an "I am what I am" type thing,and DooM |
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Close encounters of the FF kind Aeris sees a U.F.O, Minny (and me!) get cameo's and it makes a reference to Agent from H.A.R.M! |
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The wines and spirits within Another collection of random stupidity. |
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Das schiff A shinra experiment to enter esper world works...on terra |
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A better world Terra gets teleported to the esper world, where she meets Maudin. Little do they know a Shinra infiltrator is also there. |
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0231 -Cid! |
Cid Vicious In common with all FF games (except possibly FF Adventure) they finally meet a Cid! He has stolen the plans for an esper world portal, as Shinra wanted to use his boat. He gives them to Edgar. |
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Back To Narshe Edgar and Celes construct a portal to the esper world for Terra, hoping to use it with the frozen wasp. |
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Terra's Family Terra returns to the esper world in esper form and meets Maudin, as well as some other espers |
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Back At Mideel Not a lot of this storyline takes place in Mideel |
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The Esper War The Returners attempt to stop a vast shinra army from invading esper world, a brutal battle with guns, swords, knives, magic, explosives and armour all mixed up at point-blank range |
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400th Strip Partay! |
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Esper War Aftermath The Returners are victorious! But the Espers must return to their own world, and seal it off. |
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Convoy The returners have stolen loads of Shinra heavy equipment and trucks, but now they need to get away with it. Looks like we got us a convoy! | |
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Director's Cut A look at some Insanity Please strips that didn't make the cut the first time round, with commentaries | |
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Elsewhere in the Theta Universe A bit of filler. Insanity Please is set in the Theta universe - a universe where magic (aka The Force) exists, and various stories, not all my own, with no connection to Earth take place. This is one of them - Teddy Bear Wars! (there's no magic in it, though. It exists in this universe, but is totally unknown on some planets!) |
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Rescue! The convoy has been cut off and surrounded by the Shinra army. Time for a good ole' fashioned last stand? | |
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Pirates of Pen 15 The returners' ship has been captured, what do they do? Steal another! | |
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500th Strip PartAY The 500th strip... about time! | |
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Returner HQ Well I couldn't call it "Back to Mideel" again | |
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Tzen Terror Shinra have opened a new Mako reactor in the loyalist town of Tzen, the electricity from there can also power Narshe, making Narshe's age-old coal industry obsolete. | |
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The Chase The returners have to escape through Tzen, and out into the countryside! | |
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Pause Need a break, to prepare to move to Japan. Some fillers may appear |
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Heating Up The Returners get involved in a shootout against the Shinra cops, in a concrete jungle city centre area. |
Huntin' The returners need some money, time to slay some dragons! |
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Storyline Time for some plot! |
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The Battle of Mideel Shinra are moving on the Returners' secret base, meanwhile the Returner Air Force is back in action. |