-=INSANITY PLEASE: BBFC SMASHER=-

Dateline June 22 2007. The BBFC have banned Manhunt 2, despite thier promise to only ban things which contain illegal things, which does not include fictional violence between adults made from polygons. You finally snap and decide to storm thier office with an improvised tennis-ball-firing cannon, that shoots tennis balls packed with "strike-anywhere" match heads which explode on impact.

-Blah stuff-

I actually made this game a good 5 or 6 years ago as a laugh, as such it contains many bugs and simple gameplay. After the scandal detailed above i decided to give it a (bit of a) tidy up and release it.

-How to play-

Left arrow: Go left
Right arrow: Go right
Down arrow: Duck (can't shoot while ducking)
Up arrow: Climb
Shift: Jump
Ctrl: Shoot

Most scenery can be destroyed except the brown tables. Some guys just walk backwards and forwards and will hurt you if you touch them, others throw bottles left over from the office party.

-Q&A-

This game sux0rs!
-I created it in a cracked version of TGF about 5 years ago when i knew very little about kliking, what did you expect?

Why did you release it at all?
-I thought a "response" to the situation in video game form would be appropriate, and i can't be bothered to make a whole new one as i'm working on a self-published comic i wanna do, so i'll just bung out a lame old one. When the first Manhunt scandal (some stoned drug addict killed someone with a hammer) happened i did plan a manhunt-like game called Scum Slaughter, in which you played a Patriotic Transexual modified mk3 Cortina driving Indian-subcontinent-descended Serial killer called Sunita Shankar and had to slaughter your way through a foxhunt, a masonic temple and a mad scientist's secret base. But it never got made, however a comic starring the same character was created, which is at (2024note) http://www.felneyverse.co.uk/comics/scums

The victory message makes you sound like a fascist
-Oh no, I'm not that far to the left!

I am a twat and i'm looking at this text file hoping the line "a load of failed football hooligans crammed into suits" doesn't refer to the BNP
-Well it does, because they are. Or were... Marmite!

-Known bugs-

It uses the default platform engine (which is a bug in itself)

It was made by somebody who had little idea what he was doing in a pirate copy of an outdated program, and even then was rushed.