_______ _______ __ ___ _ _______ __ __ | ____| | ____| | | | \ | | | _____| \ \ / / | |____ | |____ | | | \ \ | | | |____ \ \ / | ____| | ____| | | | |\ \| | | _____| / / | | | |____ | |___ | | \ \ | | |____ / / |_| |______| |_____| |_| \__| |______| /_/ ____________________________________________________ | SOFTWARE | ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ 101 Offensive Games Pack, Part 2: Centrefold Description: Here we are at part 2 of the offensive games pack, Centrefold!. This is based on the classic game Centipede, which i have not actually played, but from looking at pictures of it i got a rough idea of the gameplay, and thats what i put in this game. These offensive games pack games are gonna have altered gameplay anyway, but it will be more obvious in some than others. Here you are a topless supermodel, trying to get a tan in the proper way, for once, but the Hacks from The Sun are coming onto the beach in thier legions to try and take pictures of you, before running into the sea to escape into thier secret underwater lair. So blow them away! Controls: LEFT = Left RIGHT = Right SPACE = Shoot ENTER = Select (In Menu) R = Reset hi-scores (Hi score screen) F8 = Show application menu (not the title screen!) Q&A: Q: Why did you make the main character a girl? are you sexist? A: Die Q: Well, i think...objectifying of women...sexist role models...er...complete bigotry...er, facist bush and traitor blair...G8...BASTARD! A: I objectify sexy guys in my Yaoi too Q: I was offended by your previous statements about christi- A: WRONG! Q: What is the 101 Offensive Games Pack? A: Ah, a useful question. It was inspired by those "101 Arcade Classics" things you see in Argos, ect. Some stall in Cambridge was selling them for a while, and the list of games had "Paper Boy" mis-printed so it looked like "Raper Boy", this got me thinking about creating a pack of 101 arcade classics with a toilet humour-esque twist, obviously, creating 101 games in Klik was impossible, and would obviously be abandoned after the first 10 or so, if that. So i decided to tone it down to about 9 games, all in one .exe, however i didnt realise you could only use one hi-score table at a time, unless you did some buggering about with INI and stuff, which i couldnt work out. So i decided to release the games seperatley. Then i decided i WOULD make 101 of them, but spread them out over time. I probably still wont actually do 101, but i'll do as many as i can. At the time of writing i have...two. Games already planned for the pack: Spak Invaders - Space Invaders (Made) Centrefold - Centipede (Made) Gallagher - Galaga Pie Hunter - Spy Hunter Bogger - Frogger Dogger - Frogger, again Pissile Command - Missile Command Cattlezone - Battlezone Raper Boy - Paper Boy Bonking Kong - Donkey Kong Suggestions Welcome! Contact: E-mai/MSN : m_deathbringer@hotmail.com Other E-mail : 2024note: Defunct! Website : 2024note: www.felneyverse.co.uk Other Website : http://felneycomic.keenspace.com/ AIM : 2024note: LOL like I still use that Adult Friendfinder: 2024note: This was like an adult Facebook with absurd rules, my profile was constantly being "rejected". Oh well, maybe my dick is still on there somewhere.