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101 Offensive Games Pack, Part 1: Spak Invaders

Description:
This longwinded title brings us to the first game of
the 101 offensive games pack, Spak Invaders!. This game
is based on the classic arcade game, Space Invaders, but
with the offensive twist!. You are now a swot at some
anonymous secondary school, and its exam time, so the
lumbering brainless chavs and bullies are trying to sit
next to you. Defend your desks!

-VERSION 1.2-
Some minor modifications have been made, namely the font
used for most of the text in the game has been changed to
fixedsys - a font that most PC's will have installed and
also one which looks "retro"

Controls:
LEFT   = Left
RIGHT  = Right
SPACE  = Shoot
ENTER  = Select (In Menu)
R      = Reset hi-scores (Hi score screen)

Q&A:

Q: Why did you make the main character black? are you
racist?
A: Die

Q: OMG Peter Sutcliffe was, liek, teh evil murdererer, u
shudunt maik lite of wot he diid!!!!1.
A: Die

Q: I am a Christian, and-
A: Then you're WRONG!

Q: What is the 101 Offensive Games Pack?
A: Ah, a useful question. It was inspired by those "101
Arcade Classics" things you see in Argos, ect. Some stall
in Cambridge was selling them for a while, and the list
of games had "Paper Boy" mis-printed so it looked like
"Raper Boy", this got me thinking about creating a pack 
of 101 arcade classics with a toilet humour-esque twist,
obviously, creating 101 games in Klik was impossible, and
would obviously be abandoned after the first 10 or so, if
that. So i decided to tone it down to about 9 games, all
in one .exe, however i didnt realise you could only use
one hi-score table at a time, unless you did some buggering
about with INI and stuff, which i couldnt work out. So
i decided to release the games seperatley. Then i decided
i WOULD make 101 of them, but spread them out over time.
I probably still wont actually do 101, but i'll do as many
as i can. At the time of writing i have...two.

Games already planned for the pack:

Spak Invaders    - Space Invaders (Made)
Centrefold       - Centipede (Made)
Gallagher        - Galaga
Pie Hunter       - Spy Hunter
Bogger           - Frogger
Dogger           - Frogger, again
Pissile Command  - Missile Command
Cattlezone       - Battlezone
Raper Boy        - Paper Boy
Bonking Kong     - Donkey Kong

Suggestions Welcome!

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