-=FELNEY U.F.O BLASTER 2=-
V 2.0-Updates!

This is a remake of the most fun section of the "Felney game pack" -The UFO blaster!, This version is brought right up-to-date with extra weapons, improved graphics and just a "cleaner" overall feel.

-Blah stuff-

The story remains much the same, The illegal porn channel transmitted "Lesbian catgirl warriors 4" which travelled off into space and was picked up by aliens who thought it was taking the piss out of them, so they came down to earth to kill all the lesbians on it, Unfortunatley for them the first one they found was Tina from Felney, and she's somehow got hold of a laser gun.

-How to play-

Left arrow - Makes you go left/selects menu items
Right arrow - Makes you go right/selects menu items (dur! coins!)
Ctrl - Shoots the laser
Enter - Chooses menu items (not used in game)

You get 50 points for each UFO you destroy, and if you get over 10000 (not that hard) you would have been top of the hi-score table..

You keep shooting the UFO's till ya die, then see how much points you got, if you ever want to clean out the highscore table when youre on the high score screen click on "Hi score" and go to "clear". Anyway, there is also some power ups:

Blue orbs-(appear roughly 1 of 2 times a ufo blows up)
These power up your weapon, if you collect one you get a pulse laser that destroys UFO's in one shot, If you get three more (after the first) you get a 3-way version of the pulse laser

Little tina-(appear roughly 1 of 10 times a ufo blows up)
These are small, and drop fast, but if you collect it you get an extra life (and will probably die twice while rushing towards it XD)

-Q&A-

What is felney?
My online comic strip against racism, homophobia, sexism and capitalism, it can be found at http://www.felneyverse.co.uk/comics/felneyc

Are there any more felney games?
At the time of writing theyre at http://www.felneyvese.co.uk/games/

What was this made in?
Multimedia fusion, a cheap and virtually limitless game making program from clickteam (www.clickteam.com)

MMF isnt cheap! what are you on about?
Well, i meant comparitviley cheap, to, say, flash, which does about a tenth of the things MMF does for 10 times the price (IE £54 compared to £540)

Ah but flash has vector graphics and works with the web
MMF has vitalize! and..well someones bound to write a vector graphics extension for MMF sooner or later (right?, RIGHT???..ahh well, i probably wouldnt use it anyway)

Why did you use library graphics?
Beacuse thats what theyre there for

Are you ever gonna make some really long, detailed games?
Ooh lets see now:
Final fantasy anarchy RPG-In progress, nowhere near done
Bughunt DooM for EDGE-About half done
Super felney kart-Was gonna be mode 7, now is gonna be mode..um..flat XD, this will be made next at the request of my boyfriend XD ^-^
Kill em all platformer/doom wad for EDGE-Cant decide!
Final fantasy anarchy Doom wad for Legacy/EDGE-To start again or not to start again?
Planet felney space battle flying game thingy-Will be started sometime
Felney fighting game-Exists only in my mind, i'll make it some day! XD
Jambuster 2-Not started, but im gonna make this soon!
Felney game pack updated version-Um..perhaps XD
VITALIZE!d online felney animated cartoon series-Better than flash!, dunno if i'll ever make this though...
Felney ultra fucking sex simulator hentai/yaoi/yuri game-uh....
Anyway,i got a few things going on anyway XD ^-^

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Yep

-Known bugs-

You inexplicably get 50 points at the start of the game for no reason

The randomised shooting of the enemies means they sometimes spray fireballs out like mad, and sometimes dont fire at all (i should have stuck to firing when they crossed an invisible line, like in the first UFO blaster..oh well)

When you have the devastator, UFO's explode 2 or 3 times depending on how much they where hit (not much of a bug, i think it looks cool)

Powerups dropped right at the side of the screen cant be picked up (i could fix this one but dont want to, just ignore them)