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======================OO-ARR FARMER!=======================

A game made with The 3D Game Maker, a rather-restrictive
old game maker that basically lets you asset-flip three
different pre-made games.

In this one, you play one of the tory-voting farmers of
Classic Felney. The wet lefties at the local council were
going to deliver bags of your hard-earned taxes to a local
LGBT arts foundation, but they were dropped out on the
road by accident. Speed over there in your Landy and grab the
lot!

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*                          TO RUN                        *
*  Right click, and go into "properties", then into      *
*  "Compatibility" and check the box to run it in        *
*  "Windows XP (Service Pack 2)" mode. You can also      *
*  right-click on the game and select "Run as            *
*  Administrator" to make extra-sure it will run.        *
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Controls:
Space - Start game.
Arrows - Move.
Enter - Actually get to the high score screen a bit faster
when you win. Sometimes.
Esc - Exit game.

Known bugs:
-There are 15 bags to collect, but for some crazy reason the
engine made some of them turn invisible! So, each one is put
between two traffic cones. Whenever you see two cones, go
between them to grab the cash! Watch out for the assorted
punks and vagabonds who are out there, blocking up roads and
chucking bricks at you. Ram cones to get wine, for health.

-It was made in a game-making engine from 2002, designed for
kids to muck around with, so it's not very good. The 
"physics" of driving are particularly bad. If I made the Landy
any faster it was basically unplayable.

-Because the engine is from the XP era, it might choke on
modern machines. I can actually run it fine on a Win 10 b0x,
as long as a certain DLL file is present (included), but you
might find errors.