SHEEP SHAGGERS!!!

Went up in the hills, we was on a binge

Lookin' for some pubs and some unfucked minge

Couldn’t find us no beer we just found sheep

So fuckin' many it put the Beater to sleep

There's sheep in the fields and under the trees

Sheep in the houses and under your feet

Sheep on the pavement and sheep in the car

Sheep in the pubs and we all got baa-ed

Sheep, Sheep, everywhere - the little wooly fuckers are all over the place

Sheep, Sheep everywhere - they're fighting for the one with the prettiest face

Oi!

So this is what t' locals get up to at night

Trying to get some and keep the Ewes tight (?)

Sunk to their nuts while they're rodding a Ram

Six months is a long time to go out with a Lamb

Sheep shit on their foreskins and all over their suits

Little Black pellets in their Wellington boots

Sheep shit on their trousers and all over their flies

Don’t let the farmer pull the wool over your KNOB!

Sheep, Sheep everywhere - Mutton daggers at the ready and a bottle of Mint Sauce

Sheep, Sheep everywhere - They're gonna get a bleating from the mother-in-law

Sheep, Sheep everywhere - All the Farmer's daughters got a Sheepskin coat

Sheep, Sheep everywhere - They gotta wear a wooly if they wanna pull a bloke

Sheep, Sheep everywhere - Sheep, Sheep everywhere

"Was that good for you?"

"M-a-a-a-rvellous"

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