JACK

Name: Jack

Story: Anarchy Doom

Universe: Gamma

First seen in: Anarchy Doom

Age: 20-something

Birthdate: 1990's

Birth Place: The town Anarchy Doom is set in

Currently Lives: Same place!

Politics: Anarchist

Kinsey Rating: 1

Relationship: None

General Info:

Jack was a drug dealer in Anarchy Doom, which, as I was making it as a 16-year-old Anarchist, meant he marked out powerups. Because, obviously, drugs like weed, speed and coke are actually good for people, and even bestow superpowers upon them (no, seriously), and that's why the government is banning them. I can remember him giving out 'supaskunk' (the equivalent of a Megasphere, which maximises the player's health and armour) on the second level, with no enemies! Which is an indication of the "difficulty" of Anarchy Doom. Oh, if only I hadn't lost it - it would be a great laugh!

Occupation:

Drug dealer

Mini Timeline:

1990's: Born

2015: Anarchy Doom happens (actually it was 2005, but has been retconned!)

Vehicles:

None

Weapons:

None

Relations:

None

Friends:

Harry

Annie

Tina

Current Status:

Alive. I hope to re-make the original Anarchy Doom as a non-canon "get me eye in" Doom project, but it won't be canon. I guess this character still exists, though, he just doesn't get involved in an alien coverup conspiracy (at least, not outside of a trip).

Character Origin:

Drugs are good, mmmmkay? (haha, I remember once having a "thpetial clatth" at school, because I'd applied for GCSE RE, but the teacher hated me and told me I hadn't, as I was too thick, then couldn't go back on her word afterwards, as that would mean admitting her mistake ((even though I went to the first GCSE RE exam, and there was a paper for me)). Anyway, Once, after watching South Park, I went into the thpetial clathh and wrote "Drugs are bad" on the board. The next week, the thpetial teacher took me aside as soon as I came in and asked me if I had pwoblems at home, as I'd written "Drugs are bad" on the board. I couldn't even remember doing it. Meanwhile one of the worst, and most mentally unstable, bullies in our year, who was also in that class, got a free ride. Even though he clearly had problems at home, alcoholic ones. Not that I gave a shit, he was a borderline-psycopathic bully. I still have the odd nightmare about him. Though I wake up from those nightmares safe in the knowledge that he died in 2002, drunk driving. I think I won that one on aggregate. ((though my mum had to report his death to me on three seperate occasions, each time informing that one of my jolly little chummies from school was dead. UTTERLY clueless!)) )

Little Known Fact:

In the remake. He might do more than just stand there. He might WALK AROUND!


		Name: Jack
		Story: Anarchy Doom
		Universe: Gamma
		First seen in: Anarchy Doom
		Age: 20-something
		Birthdate: 1990's
		Birth Place: The town Anarchy Doom is set in
		Currently Lives: Same place!
		Politics: Anarchist
		Kinsey Rating: 1
		Relationship: None
General Info:	Jack was a drug dealer in Anarchy Doom, which, as I was making it as a 16-year-old Anarchist, meant he marked out powerups. Because, obviously, drugs like weed, speed and coke are actually good for people, and even bestow superpowers upon them (no, seriously), and that's why the government is banning them. I can remember him giving out 'supaskunk' (the equivalent of a Megasphere, which maximises the player's health and armour) on the second level, with no enemies! Which is an indication of the "difficulty" of Anarchy Doom. Oh, if only I hadn't lost it - it would be a great laugh!
Occupation:	Drug dealer
Mini Timeline:	1990's: Born 2015: Anarchy Doom happens (actually it was 2005, but has been retconned!)
Vehicles:	None
Weapons:	None
Relations:	None
Friends:	Harry Annie Tina
Current Status:	Alive. I hope to re-make the original Anarchy Doom as a non-canon "get me eye in" Doom project, but it won't be canon. I guess this character still exists, though, he just doesn't get involved in an alien coverup conspiracy (at least, not outside of a trip).
Character Origin:	Drugs are good, mmmmkay? (haha, I remember once having a "thpetial clatth" at school, because I'd applied for GCSE RE, but the teacher hated me and told me I hadn't, as I was too thick, then couldn't go back on her word afterwards, as that would mean admitting her mistake ((even though I went to the first GCSE RE exam, and there was a paper for me)). Anyway, Once, after watching South Park, I went into the thpetial clathh and wrote "Drugs are bad" on the board. The next week, the thpetial teacher took me aside as soon as I came in and asked me if I had pwoblems at home, as I'd written "Drugs are bad" on the board. I couldn't even remember doing it. Meanwhile one of the worst, and most mentally unstable, bullies in our year, who was also in that class, got a free ride. Even though he clearly had problems at home, alcoholic ones. Not that I gave a shit, he was a borderline-psycopathic bully. I still have the odd nightmare about him. Though I wake up from those nightmares safe in the knowledge that he died in 2002, drunk driving. I think I won that one on aggregate. ((though my mum had to report his death to me on three seperate occasions, each time informing that one of my jolly little chummies from school was dead. UTTERLY clueless!)) )
Little Known Fact:	In the remake. He might do more than just stand there. He might WALK AROUND!