BOB'S SLUDGE
Hello and welcome to the homepage of Bob's sludge! In todays fast-paced high-tech world you need something you can rely on, that something is SLUDGE! - Filthy dredged up canal mud full of sewage, mould and festering dead animals. Of course you need to ensure you're getting the highest-quality sludge at great value prices, and thats where bob's sludge comes in!
As you can see, we have tons of sludge ready for selling in our high-tech "Maturation sheds" where we let it rot for at least a year before sale, to ensure you get top quality, highly infectious diseases mingled in with it-for FREE! And our prices are great value, too, at just 5 pence for a 10 gallon barrel and discounts for bulk orders, we make sludge affordable for all!