BISHOP ATTACKS FARMING REPORT
Rev Adolf russel attacked a contraversial farming report in a speech last Friday. Stating that the problem was not in any way the refusal of some farmers to take up more modern farming methods
"Not at all related" he said. "Clearly the problem of the farmers are related to the increase in liberalism, permissiveness and acceptance in society. There is a general lack of discipline visible in todays society and crumbling moral values are angering god,and this is why the crops are failing." Scientists raced to show him that the soil was becoming devoid of nutrients due to over farming and that crop rotation was nessicary but the bishop wouldnt listen to thier opinoins,calling them "Liberalist propaganda which they made up on the spot to defend thier homosexual tendancies". The bishop also showed us a case of how a family with a black husband and a white wife moved into a house backing onto a field and the next day all the corn in the field had been rolled up into bales by satan himself (and possibly the farmer). The bishop also has produced this map proving his theory is right. And he says "It is not a NASA satellite photo i got off the red,black and green nuttynet and edited in paint,no sir"
