Andy Crayne

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Name: Andy Crayne

Story: Agent Smoke

Universe: Gamma

First seen in: Agent Smoke - strip 1

Age: 34

Birthdate: 2028

Birth Place: Sakhalin, Russia (became Homonia when he was 12)

Currently Lives: Turing, Homonia

Politics: Fascism

Kinsey Rating: 3

Relationship: Married

General Info:

The boss of one of the biggest "Sex Parks" in Homonia - Shag Shack. He was born in Yuzhno-Sakhalinsk, in Russia, to A British dad and Russian mother. In the turmoil following World War 3, the homosexuals of the world lobbied the UN for their own homeland, also Japan called on Russia's new, other-cheek-turning Christian government to return Sakhalin and the Kuriles. The homosexuals of Russia and Japan banded together and "siezed" Sakhalin, turning it into the new country of Homonia. Most of the Russians left in disgust, but the Crayne family stayed. Andy grew into maturity, becoming a voracious bisexual. Meanwhile, Homonia shifted from democracy to fascism, with decadence seen as a virtuous expression of patriotism. Andy's dad set up Shag Shack, one of the first, and biggest, sex parks. Andy took it over in 2059.

Occupation:

Boss of the Shag Shack

Mini Timeline:

2028: Born

2040: Homonia founded

2057: Married

2059: Becomes Shag Shack boss, when his dad retires

2062: First meets Sarah Millman

Vehicles:

Shag Shack airship - captained by Valerina Zaleski

Cavendish Twelve

Weapons:

...too easy.

Relations:

Joanna Crayne - his wife

Friends:

Sarah Millman

Valerina Zaleski

Current Status:

Alive, living in Turing, boss of Shag Shack

Character Origin:

I made several porn comics about a place called "The Shag Shack", after dreaming about a news report about such a building existing in London, it was a huge concrete edifice that some prudish old granny was complaining about. Mind you, it was also blasting out Eyebeefer club choonz at full volume all night. I must have been about 11-12 when I had that dream, and thought that there ought to be places where people can go, walk around naked, and just have sex with anybody else there. Of course I've matured since then - now I think such places should have free condoms and lube all over the place, and should exist in an "Israel for gay people", which should have a fascist system of government.

Anyway, various Shag Shack comics got made, but then thrown away, as I was scared of my parents finding them. The most "recent" (still from the 90's) one to be made, called Shag Shack Extreme, was about the rivalry between two sex parks, the Shag Shack, and Luv Tower. The boss of Luv Tower has longish, light-brown hair, and was very cute. Though he was also the villain, and a bit rapey. Anyway, SSE had some under-age characters, and, as such material is now as much of a crime as the real thing in Britain, I had to throw several pages of that one away, too. Agent Smoke has roughly the same setting, only moved to Homonia, rather than London. I used the old Luv Tower boss as the template for Andy Crayne, only gave him sometimes-disappearing earrings, and a nicer personality. Oh, and Agent Smoke has all adult characters XD

Little Known Fact:

In the first section of Agent Smoke, he does Sarah 3 times in the space of about 45 minutes, and she wonders if he has some sort of viagra-like pill in development, or is just that damn good. He's just that damn good.

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		Name: Andy Crayne
		Story: Agent Smoke
		Universe: Gamma
		First seen in: Agent Smoke - strip 1
		Age: 34
		Birthdate: 2028
		Birth Place: Sakhalin, Russia (became Homonia when he was 12)
		Currently Lives: Turing, Homonia
		Politics: Fascism
		Kinsey Rating: 3
		Relationship: Married
General Info:	The boss of one of the biggest "Sex Parks" in Homonia - Shag Shack. He was born in Yuzhno-Sakhalinsk, in Russia, to A British dad and Russian mother. In the turmoil following World War 3, the homosexuals of the world lobbied the UN for their own homeland, also Japan called on Russia's new, other-cheek-turning Christian government to return Sakhalin and the Kuriles. The homosexuals of Russia and Japan banded together and "siezed" Sakhalin, turning it into the new country of Homonia. Most of the Russians left in disgust, but the Crayne family stayed. Andy grew into maturity, becoming a voracious bisexual. Meanwhile, Homonia shifted from democracy to fascism, with decadence seen as a virtuous expression of patriotism. Andy's dad set up Shag Shack, one of the first, and biggest, sex parks. Andy took it over in 2059.
Occupation:	Boss of the Shag Shack
Mini Timeline:	2028: Born 2040: Homonia founded 2057: Married 2059: Becomes Shag Shack boss, when his dad retires 2062: First meets Sarah Millman
Vehicles:	Shag Shack airship - captained by Valerina Zaleski Cavendish Twelve
Weapons:	...too easy.
Relations:	Joanna Crayne - his wife
Friends:	Sarah Millman Valerina Zaleski
Current Status:	Alive, living in Turing, boss of Shag Shack
Character Origin:	I made several porn comics about a place called "The Shag Shack", after dreaming about a news report about such a building existing in London, it was a huge concrete edifice that some prudish old granny was complaining about. Mind you, it was also blasting out Eyebeefer club choonz at full volume all night. I must have been about 11-12 when I had that dream, and thought that there ought to be places where people can go, walk around naked, and just have sex with anybody else there. Of course I've matured since then - now I think such places should have free condoms and lube all over the place, and should exist in an "Israel for gay people", which should have a fascist system of government. Anyway, various Shag Shack comics got made, but then thrown away, as I was scared of my parents finding them. The most "recent" (still from the 90's) one to be made, called Shag Shack Extreme, was about the rivalry between two sex parks, the Shag Shack, and Luv Tower. The boss of Luv Tower has longish, light-brown hair, and was very cute. Though he was also the villain, and a bit rapey. Anyway, SSE had some under-age characters, and, as such material is now as much of a crime as the real thing in Britain, I had to throw several pages of that one away, too. Agent Smoke has roughly the same setting, only moved to Homonia, rather than London. I used the old Luv Tower boss as the template for Andy Crayne, only gave him sometimes-disappearing earrings, and a nicer personality. Oh, and Agent Smoke has all adult characters XD
Little Known Fact:	In the first section of Agent Smoke, he does Sarah 3 times in the space of about 45 minutes, and she wonders if he has some sort of viagra-like pill in development, or is just that damn good. He's just that damn good.