The Felneyverse Characters - Valerina Zaleski

VALERINA ZALESKI

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Name: Valerina Zaleski

Story: Agent Smoke

Universe: Gamma

First seen in: Agent Smoke

Age: 30

Birthdate: 2032

Birth Place: Poland

Currently Lives: Turing, Homonia

Politics: Fascist

Kinsey Rating: 4

Relationship: Maybe has a thing for Sarah Millman

General Info:

A tall, thin woman from Agent Smoke who wears a pink one-piece, boots, and sod all else. She also has short black hair with white streaks in it, because that's cute. She is the captain of Andy Crayne's personal Zeppelin. She is also implied to have never actually had sex with him, which is saying something, considering he can go like a jackhammer and it's a porn comic anyway. Anyway, she fancies Sarah Millman, and the two will eventually start a relationship. That was a spoiler.

Occupation:

Zeppelin Captain

Mini Timeline:

2032: Born

2051: Moves to Homonia

2059: After working in the Shag Shack for many years, is promoted to Zepp captain.

Vehicles:

MG Farina

Weapons:

None

Relations:

None

Friends:

Sarah Millman - Girlfriend

Andy Crayne - Boss

Current Status:

Alive, living in Turing

Character Origin:

I came up with a woman I thought would be cute.

Little Known Fact:

Her one-piece has a heart on it. In Shag Shack Extreme, the predecessor to this, one character also had a heart on her boob tube, but was otherwise "rather" different. That character was the girlfriend of the prototype Sarah Millman.

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		Name: Valerina Zaleski
		Story: Agent Smoke
		Universe: Gamma
		First seen in: Agent Smoke
		Age: 30
		Birthdate: 2032
		Birth Place: Poland
		Currently Lives: Turing, Homonia
		Politics: Fascist
		Kinsey Rating: 4
		Relationship: Maybe has a thing for Sarah Millman
General Info:	A tall, thin woman from Agent Smoke who wears a pink one-piece, boots, and sod all else. She also has short black hair with white streaks in it, because that's cute. She is the captain of Andy Crayne's personal Zeppelin. She is also implied to have never actually had sex with him, which is saying something, considering he can go like a jackhammer and it's a porn comic anyway. Anyway, she fancies Sarah Millman, and the two will eventually start a relationship. That was a spoiler.
Occupation:	Zeppelin Captain
Mini Timeline:	2032: Born 2051: Moves to Homonia 2059: After working in the Shag Shack for many years, is promoted to Zepp captain.
Vehicles:	MG Farina
Weapons:	None
Relations:	None
Friends:	Sarah Millman - Girlfriend Andy Crayne - Boss
Current Status:	Alive, living in Turing
Character Origin:	I came up with a woman I thought would be cute.
Little Known Fact:	Her one-piece has a heart on it. In Shag Shack Extreme, the predecessor to this, one character also had a heart on her boob tube, but was otherwise "rather" different. That character was the girlfriend of the prototype Sarah Millman.