ANNIE COLLYER

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Name: Annie Collyer

Story: Flat-Chested Nympho Cougars in Classic Cars From Heavy Metal Hell

Universe: Kappa (main), Gamma, Beta

First seen in: Flat-Chested Nympho Cougars in Classic Cars from Heavy Metal Hell

Age: 47 (note: in 2010)

Birthdate: 1963

Birth Place: Essex

Currently Lives: Moves around

Politics: Labour

Kinsey Rating: 3

Relationship: Loves Katie Pagley and Suzie Baines equally. Also has a number of short-lived boyfriends.

General Info:

One of the Unholy Trinity, Annie, with her girlfriends, travels around the country, finding random single guys, using them up, and dumping them. They drive a Morris Minor Traveller, and stay in cheap hotels. Katie is good at repairing old cars, so they do that for money. Plus Suzie comes from a well-off family, and they pay her to stay away from them. Annie just does the driving! Oh, also, she's part Romany Gypsy - but is a technical "house dweller", though it's more like a Morris Minor and Travelodge dweller most of the time.

In 2010, they became an actual "unholy trinity" when Annie sent them into a truck sideways, and they were sent to hell. God hadn't even bothered to look into their past record, he just sent them into the abyss for driving a "more polluting" classic car, when they could have afforded a new one. Satan got pissed off at Hell being overpopulated, so sent them back to Earth (crashing through Nick Chiu's roof). This rent in the dimensions also allowed loads of demons and zombies to escape, oops.

Occupation:

Sex

Mini Timeline:

1963: Born

1998: Meets Kate, falls madly in love

2003: Meets Suzie, falls madly in love again

2010: Dies (but comes back to life)

Vehicles:

Morris Minor Traveller

Weapons:

Lee-Enfield, but shaped like a Gibson Flying V.

Relations:

Unknown

Friends:

Katie Pagley

Suzie Baines

Nick Chiu

Current Status:

Alive (in the 2010's-ish). Getting grey hair.

Character Origin:

I re-discovered Tijuana Bibles around 2013-14, and decided to make some of my own. One of my visions of an "ideal girlfriend", at the time, was a slightly-brown, totally flat-chested, older woman. Just old enough to have a few grey hairs showing up, which I think is really hot. As this was a porn comic, she'd need to be in an open relationship with at least two other equally flat (and hot) women, and use men as sex toys.

Little Known Fact:

Her and her girlfriends really would settle down with the right guy. All three with the same guy, that is. They're yet to find one who can go the distance.

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		Name: Annie Collyer
		Story: Flat-Chested Nympho Cougars in Classic Cars From Heavy Metal Hell
		Universe: Kappa (main), Gamma, Beta
		First seen in: Flat-Chested Nympho Cougars in Classic Cars from Heavy Metal Hell
		Age: 47 (note: in 2010)
		Birthdate: 1963
		Birth Place: Essex
		Currently Lives: Moves around
		Politics: Labour
		Kinsey Rating: 3
		Relationship: Loves Katie Pagley and Suzie Baines equally. Also has a number of short-lived boyfriends.
General Info:	One of the Unholy Trinity, Annie, with her girlfriends, travels around the country, finding random single guys, using them up, and dumping them. They drive a Morris Minor Traveller, and stay in cheap hotels. Katie is good at repairing old cars, so they do that for money. Plus Suzie comes from a well-off family, and they pay her to stay away from them. Annie just does the driving! Oh, also, she's part Romany Gypsy - but is a technical "house dweller", though it's more like a Morris Minor and Travelodge dweller most of the time. In 2010, they became an actual "unholy trinity" when Annie sent them into a truck sideways, and they were sent to hell. God hadn't even bothered to look into their past record, he just sent them into the abyss for driving a "more polluting" classic car, when they could have afforded a new one. Satan got pissed off at Hell being overpopulated, so sent them back to Earth (crashing through Nick Chiu's roof). This rent in the dimensions also allowed loads of demons and zombies to escape, oops.
Occupation:	Sex
Mini Timeline:	1963: Born 1998: Meets Kate, falls madly in love 2003: Meets Suzie, falls madly in love again 2010: Dies (but comes back to life)
Vehicles:	Morris Minor Traveller
Weapons:	Lee-Enfield, but shaped like a Gibson Flying V.
Relations:	Unknown
Friends:	Katie Pagley Suzie Baines Nick Chiu
Current Status:	Alive (in the 2010's-ish). Getting grey hair.
Character Origin:	I re-discovered Tijuana Bibles around 2013-14, and decided to make some of my own. One of my visions of an "ideal girlfriend", at the time, was a slightly-brown, totally flat-chested, older woman. Just old enough to have a few grey hairs showing up, which I think is really hot. As this was a porn comic, she'd need to be in an open relationship with at least two other equally flat (and hot) women, and use men as sex toys.
Little Known Fact:	Her and her girlfriends really would settle down with the right guy. All three with the same guy, that is. They're yet to find one who can go the distance.