SUZIE BAINES

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Name: Suzie Baines

Story: Flat-Chested Nympho Cougars in Classic Cars From Heavy Metal Hell

Universe: Kappa (main), Gamma, Beta

First seen in: Flat-Chested Nympho Cougars in Classic Cars From Heavy Metal Hell

Age: 39 (note: in 2010)

Birthdate: 1970

Birth Place: Home Counties

Currently Lives: Moves around

Politics: Tory

Kinsey Rating: 2

Relationship: Loves Annie Collyer and Katie Pagley equally. Plus a bunch of short-lived boyfriends

General Info:

The scandalous daughter of some posh family, Suzie was always pretty boyish, outspoken, and independent. As she became sexually active, anything was fair game! Though she does slightly prefer men, she is madly in love with her two girlfriends. Speaking of which, her getting two girlfriends, both older than her, was the final straw, and her family paid her to just keep away and avoid the scandal. Which she finds is the ideal situation as well!

She's the "straight" one of the Unholy Trinity, the "most innocent" and has the "biggest boobs". All of these terms are very relative!

Occupation:

Idle "rich".

Mini Timeline:

November 1970: Born

2003: Meets Annie and Katie

2009: Turns 39. Hah, thought you'd spotted a mistake, didn't you!

2010: Dies, but comes back to life.

Vehicles:

None

Weapons:

Lee-Enfield

Relations:

Unknown

Friends:

Annie Collyer

Katie Pagley

Nick Chiu

Current Status:

Alive

Character Origin:

After coming up with Annie, for Flat-Chested Nypho Cougars in Classic Cars From Heavy Metal Hell, I needed a blonde one and a redhead. Suzie is the blonde one! Truly flat chested, adult women are actually very rare, so Suzie actually has small boobs.

Little Known Fact:

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