The Felneyverse Characters

NICK CHIU

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Name: Nick Chiu

Story: Flat-Chested Nympho Cougars in Classic Cars From Heavy Metal Hell, and Fiasco, a bit.

Universe: Kappa

First seen in: Flat-Chested Nympho Cougars in Classic Cars From Heavy Metal Hell

Age: 22

Birthdate: 1990

Birth Place: Hong Kong

Currently Lives: In the suburbs of some city, maybe London.

Politics: Centrist

Kinsey Rating: 1

Relationship: Brother of Pete Chiu

General Info:

Nick Chiu is the older brother of Pete Chiu. He is half-White and half-Chinese, but manages to look almost completely Chinese. He's pretty fat, too. He works on some fancy software development thing and has a ton of money. He has his own house in London's suburbs and a couple of awesome classic Fords. He also has a bunch of Lee-Enfield rifles, which are supposed to have been deactivated, but maybe he "forgot". He likes Metal and flat-chested women.

He met the "Unholy Trinity" of Annie Collyer, Katie Pagley and Suzie Baines when Satan ejected them from hell in 2010, and they fell through the roof of his house in a Morris Minor with a toilet roped to the roof. He happened to be wanking to a DVD of flat chested women at the time, and they decided to give him the real experience. Then they noticed a ton of demons and zombies were also coming out of hell and had to fight them.

Occupation:

Software developer

Mini Timeline:

1990: Born

2000: The family moves to England

2010: Demons from hell invade through a portal on top of his house and almost destroy the world. But don't worry, it gets better.

Vehicles:

Ford Capri mk1 - Registration FKL962H, It's a yellow 3-litre with a black bonnet, with an "X Face" from the band Mushroomhead painted on it.

Ford Zodiac mk2 - Registration ATE701B.

Weapons:

Many Lee-Enfield .303 rifles. One of them is built into the body of a Gibson Flying V.

Relations:

Jim Webb (Chiu) - Father

Petal Chiu - Mother

Pete Chiu - Younger brother

Friends:

Annie Collyer

Katie Pagley

Suzie Baines

Current Status:

Alive, living in London

Character Origin:

I had a thing for chubby, young, body-hair free asian guys when I was coming up with ideas for my Tijuana Bible porn comics.

Little Known Fact:

None

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		Name: Nick Chiu
		Story: Flat-Chested Nympho Cougars in Classic Cars From Heavy Metal Hell, and Fiasco, a bit.
		Universe: Kappa
		First seen in: Flat-Chested Nympho Cougars in Classic Cars From Heavy Metal Hell
		Age: 22
		Birthdate: 1990
		Birth Place: Hong Kong
		Currently Lives: In the suburbs of some city, maybe London.
		Politics: Centrist
		Kinsey Rating: 1
		Relationship: Brother of Pete Chiu
General Info:	Nick Chiu is the older brother of Pete Chiu. He is half-White and half-Chinese, but manages to look almost completely Chinese. He's pretty fat, too. He works on some fancy software development thing and has a ton of money. He has his own house in London's suburbs and a couple of awesome classic Fords. He also has a bunch of Lee-Enfield rifles, which are supposed to have been deactivated, but maybe he "forgot". He likes Metal and flat-chested women. He met the "Unholy Trinity" of Annie Collyer, Katie Pagley and Suzie Baines when Satan ejected them from hell in 2010, and they fell through the roof of his house in a Morris Minor with a toilet roped to the roof. He happened to be wanking to a DVD of flat chested women at the time, and they decided to give him the real experience. Then they noticed a ton of demons and zombies were also coming out of hell and had to fight them.
Occupation:	Software developer
Mini Timeline:	1990: Born 2000: The family moves to England 2010: Demons from hell invade through a portal on top of his house and almost destroy the world. But don't worry, it gets better.
Vehicles:	Ford Capri mk1 - Registration FKL962H, It's a yellow 3-litre with a black bonnet, with an "X Face" from the band Mushroomhead painted on it. Ford Zodiac mk2 - Registration ATE701B.
Weapons:	Many Lee-Enfield .303 rifles. One of them is built into the body of a Gibson Flying V.
Relations:	Jim Webb (Chiu) - Father Petal Chiu - Mother Pete Chiu - Younger brother
Friends:	Annie Collyer Katie Pagley Suzie Baines
Current Status:	Alive, living in London
Character Origin:	I had a thing for chubby, young, body-hair free asian guys when I was coming up with ideas for my Tijuana Bible porn comics.
Little Known Fact:	None