The Felneyverse Characters

STU

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Name: Stuart ????

Story: Queer as Fuck / Zombie Shock Massacre 2

Universe: Beta (main), Gamma, Kappa.

First seen in: Queer as Fuck (note: older in this)

Age: 18 (note: in ZSM2)

Birthdate: 1978 - in Queer as Fuck it was 1962

Birth Place: London - In Queer as Fuck it was Manchester

Currently Lives: Ely, Cambridgeshire

Politics: Every person and situation is an opportunity!

Kinsey Rating: 3

Relationship: The "third wheel" between Mike Smith's friends Harry and Annie. Also into Sunita Shankar

General Info:

In Queer as Fuck, Stu was an Anarchist, who was also a member of the Gay Liberation Front (GLF). The Manchester branch of which was (in Queer as Fuck, anyway) into violent class war. He was also an insane driver, and regularly caused crashes in his Capri.

Since QAF got "deleted", Stu hung around a bit, mainly in personal-consumption porn pictures I drew, before he resurfaced in Zombie Shock Massacre 2. This time he was a teenager - though ZSM2 is set 11 years after Queer as Fuck! The old Stu was also "deleted". Instead of being from Manchester, he is now a proper Bow-Bells Cockney, and a member of the Brent Road Mob, a gang with 'contacts' in the fens. He was always kind of turned on by violence, but never admitted it. He didn't mind standing watch whilst "grasses" and other traitors against the gang got tortured within earshot, though.

During the massacre, Stu lost his boyfriend, Pete, who turned into a zombie and had to be killed (that was a spoiler for unfinished pages, by the way). This sent him a bit mad, after getting back to London he started to worry even his own bosses with his willingness to kill and maim. They sent him out to Ely, to look after things there. During the events of RTA Felney (I may as well spoil this too, it will never get made), stu got to murder a lot of nasty bigots, chavs and wet lefties. He also met a kindred spirit in Sunita Shankar - though she had previously murdered members of other criminal gangs, and would probably have served Brent Road bosses the same!

Stu is open about his bisexuality (in fact, probably more omnisexuality, he wouldn't say no to animals! ...or maybe he's just "gone native" in the fens), and few people confront him on the issue. Not without something nasty happening to them, anyway. While he was in London he met Harry and Annie, friends of Mike Smith, from Felney (who also knows Sunita, but Stu thinks he's a "poof"). Harry and Annie are in an fairly open relationship, and they both like to see him when they can (he's amazing in the sack), so he's kind of an unofficial extra boyfriend for them both.

Occupation:

Gangster

Mini Timeline:

1962: Born

1978: Born (again)

1985: Original one ceases to exist. Blame The Doctor

1994: First gets involved in the Brent Road Mob, though initially in a street gang who do thier dirty work

1996: "Promoted" to the mob proper, fights zombies

1999: Meets Harry and Annie, sent to Ely by his bosses

2001: Meets Mike Smith and Co. Doesn't think much of them. Does think much of Sunita. Events of Grand Theft Felney

Vehicles:

Ford Capri 2.8i (both versions have these XD), Subaru Impreza (In RTA Felney), Ford Fiesta XR2i (in ZSM)

Weapons:

9mm Pistol, Laser-sighted Desert Eagle, UZI's, 10-gauge Shotgun, Home-made pipe bombs, Illegally-modified .22 air pistol revolver (made to shoot rimfires), Angle grinder, Chainsaw, Axes, Rusty, piss-dipped knives.

Relations:

Pete was his boyfriend, before he carked it.

Friends:

Harry, Annie, Sunita Shankar

Current Status:

Alive, living in Ely, still a gangster (2001)

Character Origin:

His appearance is based on a character who used to appear on the Weakcum Oekaki. This character was apparently well-known on there (and apparently well hung). He looked like a character from one of Ping Teo's webcomics... but surely she never did full frontal? The one on Weakcum was probably from some anime.

One Weakcum picture showed this guy topping another guy with long blonde hair... his relationship with Harry from Felney was born! Harry already had a girlfriend, so I made him bi, and seeing them both.

Queer as Fuck was based on Queer as Folk, only "in the 80's because the cars can be cooler" and "more Anarchist". Queer as Folk had a character called Stu, so I used this guy to represent him (he even pulls a teen, with a bigoted dad). However, one character's name, and who he pulls in the first episode, was the extent of my knowledge of Queer as Folk, so my "adaption" obviously went nowhere and failed. However, the character was cool, so I used him again in ZSM 2!

Little Known Fact:

My version is also well-hung.

When I do the ZSM re-make, likely in the pages of The Tigershark, the two Stus will be amalgamated into a definitive version. I might even give him a second name!

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		Name: Stuart ????
		Story: Queer as Fuck / Zombie Shock Massacre 2
		Universe: Beta (main), Gamma, Kappa.
		First seen in: Queer as Fuck (note: older in this)
		Age: 18 (note: in ZSM2)
		Birthdate: 1978 - in Queer as Fuck it was 1962
		Birth Place: London - In Queer as Fuck it was Manchester
		Currently Lives: Ely, Cambridgeshire
		Politics: Every person and situation is an opportunity!
		Kinsey Rating: 3
		Relationship: The "third wheel" between Mike Smith's friends Harry and Annie. Also into Sunita Shankar
General Info:	In Queer as Fuck, Stu was an Anarchist, who was also a member of the Gay Liberation Front (GLF). The Manchester branch of which was (in Queer as Fuck, anyway) into violent class war. He was also an insane driver, and regularly caused crashes in his Capri. Since QAF got "deleted", Stu hung around a bit, mainly in personal-consumption porn pictures I drew, before he resurfaced in Zombie Shock Massacre 2. This time he was a teenager - though ZSM2 is set 11 years after Queer as Fuck! The old Stu was also "deleted". Instead of being from Manchester, he is now a proper Bow-Bells Cockney, and a member of the Brent Road Mob, a gang with 'contacts' in the fens. He was always kind of turned on by violence, but never admitted it. He didn't mind standing watch whilst "grasses" and other traitors against the gang got tortured within earshot, though. During the massacre, Stu lost his boyfriend, Pete, who turned into a zombie and had to be killed (that was a spoiler for unfinished pages, by the way). This sent him a bit mad, after getting back to London he started to worry even his own bosses with his willingness to kill and maim. They sent him out to Ely, to look after things there. During the events of RTA Felney (I may as well spoil this too, it will never get made), stu got to murder a lot of nasty bigots, chavs and wet lefties. He also met a kindred spirit in Sunita Shankar - though she had previously murdered members of other criminal gangs, and would probably have served Brent Road bosses the same! Stu is open about his bisexuality (in fact, probably more omnisexuality, he wouldn't say no to animals! ...or maybe he's just "gone native" in the fens), and few people confront him on the issue. Not without something nasty happening to them, anyway. While he was in London he met Harry and Annie, friends of Mike Smith, from Felney (who also knows Sunita, but Stu thinks he's a "poof"). Harry and Annie are in an fairly open relationship, and they both like to see him when they can (he's amazing in the sack), so he's kind of an unofficial extra boyfriend for them both.
Occupation:	Gangster
Mini Timeline:	1962: Born 1978: Born (again) 1985: Original one ceases to exist. Blame The Doctor 1994: First gets involved in the Brent Road Mob, though initially in a street gang who do thier dirty work 1996: "Promoted" to the mob proper, fights zombies 1999: Meets Harry and Annie, sent to Ely by his bosses 2001: Meets Mike Smith and Co. Doesn't think much of them. Does think much of Sunita. Events of Grand Theft Felney
Vehicles:	Ford Capri 2.8i (both versions have these XD), Subaru Impreza (In RTA Felney), Ford Fiesta XR2i (in ZSM)
Weapons:	9mm Pistol, Laser-sighted Desert Eagle, UZI's, 10-gauge Shotgun, Home-made pipe bombs, Illegally-modified .22 air pistol revolver (made to shoot rimfires), Angle grinder, Chainsaw, Axes, Rusty, piss-dipped knives.
Relations:	Pete was his boyfriend, before he carked it.
Friends:	Harry, Annie, Sunita Shankar
Current Status:	Alive, living in Ely, still a gangster (2001)
Character Origin:	His appearance is based on a character who used to appear on the Weakcum Oekaki. This character was apparently well-known on there (and apparently well hung). He looked like a character from one of Ping Teo's webcomics... but surely she never did full frontal? The one on Weakcum was probably from some anime. One Weakcum picture showed this guy topping another guy with long blonde hair... his relationship with Harry from Felney was born! Harry already had a girlfriend, so I made him bi, and seeing them both. Queer as Fuck was based on Queer as Folk, only "in the 80's because the cars can be cooler" and "more Anarchist". Queer as Folk had a character called Stu, so I used this guy to represent him (he even pulls a teen, with a bigoted dad). However, one character's name, and who he pulls in the first episode, was the extent of my knowledge of Queer as Folk, so my "adaption" obviously went nowhere and failed. However, the character was cool, so I used him again in ZSM 2!
Little Known Fact:	My version is also well-hung. When I do the ZSM re-make, likely in the pages of The Tigershark, the two Stus will be amalgamated into a definitive version. I might even give him a second name!