The Felneyverse - Mike Smith

MIKE SMITH

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Name: Mike Smith

Story: Felney

Universe: Gamma / Beta

First seen in: Classic Felney, strip 4

Age: 30

Birthdate: 21st June 1976

Birth Place: Ely, Cambridgeshire, England

Currently Lives: Felney, Cambridgeshire, England

Politics: Rural Right

Kinsey Rating: 2

Relationship: Sort-of boyfriend of Ann Morgan. But her girlfriend isn't too chuffed.

Also into Sunita Shankar.

General Info:

A miserable bastard with anger management problems, Mike ended up living by himself in a 3-bedroom house in Felney, despite only working as a low-paid lab assistant, and owning lots of 'classic' cars (at least one of which actually runs, sometimes). He advertised for house mates, and was joined by Aaron Anderson and Tina Wright. They have wierd problems of thier own, but have jobs and pay him rent... which he wastes on trying to fix up even more rusting wrecks!

Mike is, well, a miserable bastard with anger management problems, but can be very nice and sweet to people who don't fuck up stupidly. Unfortunately, he works as a lab assistant, and when it comes to simple stuff, like throwing waste in correct bins, scientists are about as brainy as slugs, and fuck up constantly. He classes himself as single, but Tina's girlfriend, Ann, is into him. He was also briefly with Sunita Shankar while he did one year of university with her, but he dropped out. He is 2 on the Kinsey scale, so Sunita's "surprise package" didn't bother him. He wouldn't say no to a boyfriend, but doesn't go out of his way looking for one.

Occupation:

Van Driver (1999 - 2005), Lab Assistant at Cyto-Sell (2005 - 2008), Lab Assistant at Cambridgeshire Tertiary Education Institution: Animal Doctorology Department (2008 - XXXX)

Mini Timeline:

1976: Born

1985: Sees a UFO, which "the government" (anybody in authority, like teachers) try to "cover up" (tell him it was probably just a plane).

1992: Only briefly becomes an Anarchist, goes to Cambridge Regional College, a year before it is built.

1998: Goes to University, meets Sunita, but drops out after a year

1999: Gets a job as a van driver, at Get It There. His parents are pissed off at him "throwing away his chances". He ill-advisedly moves to a house in Felney, because it was for sale.

2001: The money's running out, and he's barely eating. House mate time! Aaron and Tina move in.

2005: Leaves G.I.T. and goes to work at Cyto-Sell.

2008: Leaves Cyto-Sell, goes to work at the 'other other' Cambridge University

Vehicles:

1981 Pegeout 305

1971 Ford Capri

1984 Ford Capri

1989 Austin Mini

1962 Rover P5

1986 Ford XR4

1969 Morris Mini Pickup

1980 Ford Cortina

1988 Volvo 240

Weapons:

Smart-arsed comments

Home-made explosives, which rarely explode

Relations:

Unknown

Friends:

Aaron Anderson

Tina Wright

Ann Morgan

Vince Jones

Harry

Annie

Sunita Shankar

Current Status:

Alive, living in Felney in 2006

Character Origin:

He is based on me, basically.

Little Known Fact:

LOL, yeah I wish I was this cool / confident / mechanically capable / independent / able to get my end away.

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		Name: Mike Smith
		Story: Felney
		Universe: Gamma / Beta
		First seen in: Classic Felney, strip 4
		Age: 30
		Birthdate: 21st June 1976
		Birth Place: Ely, Cambridgeshire, England
		Currently Lives: Felney, Cambridgeshire, England
		Politics: Rural Right
		Kinsey Rating: 2
		Relationship: Sort-of boyfriend of Ann Morgan. But her girlfriend isn't too chuffed. Also into Sunita Shankar.
General Info:	A miserable bastard with anger management problems, Mike ended up living by himself in a 3-bedroom house in Felney, despite only working as a low-paid lab assistant, and owning lots of 'classic' cars (at least one of which actually runs, sometimes). He advertised for house mates, and was joined by Aaron Anderson and Tina Wright. They have wierd problems of thier own, but have jobs and pay him rent... which he wastes on trying to fix up even more rusting wrecks! Mike is, well, a miserable bastard with anger management problems, but can be very nice and sweet to people who don't fuck up stupidly. Unfortunately, he works as a lab assistant, and when it comes to simple stuff, like throwing waste in correct bins, scientists are about as brainy as slugs, and fuck up constantly. He classes himself as single, but Tina's girlfriend, Ann, is into him. He was also briefly with Sunita Shankar while he did one year of university with her, but he dropped out. He is 2 on the Kinsey scale, so Sunita's "surprise package" didn't bother him. He wouldn't say no to a boyfriend, but doesn't go out of his way looking for one.
Occupation:	Van Driver (1999 - 2005), Lab Assistant at Cyto-Sell (2005 - 2008), Lab Assistant at Cambridgeshire Tertiary Education Institution: Animal Doctorology Department (2008 - XXXX)
Mini Timeline:	1976: Born 1985: Sees a UFO, which "the government" (anybody in authority, like teachers) try to "cover up" (tell him it was probably just a plane). 1992: Only briefly becomes an Anarchist, goes to Cambridge Regional College, a year before it is built. 1998: Goes to University, meets Sunita, but drops out after a year 1999: Gets a job as a van driver, at Get It There. His parents are pissed off at him "throwing away his chances". He ill-advisedly moves to a house in Felney, because it was for sale. 2001: The money's running out, and he's barely eating. House mate time! Aaron and Tina move in. 2005: Leaves G.I.T. and goes to work at Cyto-Sell. 2008: Leaves Cyto-Sell, goes to work at the 'other other' Cambridge University
Vehicles:	1981 Pegeout 305 1971 Ford Capri 1984 Ford Capri 1989 Austin Mini 1962 Rover P5 1986 Ford XR4 1969 Morris Mini Pickup 1980 Ford Cortina 1988 Volvo 240
Weapons:	Smart-arsed comments Home-made explosives, which rarely explode
Relations:	Unknown
Friends:	Aaron Anderson Tina Wright Ann Morgan Vince Jones Harry Annie Sunita Shankar
Current Status:	Alive, living in Felney in 2006
Character Origin:	He is based on me, basically.
Little Known Fact:	LOL, yeah I wish I was this cool / confident / mechanically capable / independent / able to get my end away.