Offensive songs on the soundtrack (assuming i get a midi converter that works, with no 'tone file' bullshit)
Kill The Bill - Oi Polloi
Terra-ist - Oi Polloi
Break The Law - Anti-Nowhere League
Animal - Anti Nowhere Leauge
All The Things She Said - TATU
Bloody Sunday - Stiff Little Fingers
Invaders - Iron Maiden
Something by elton john?...nah, only joking!
"Di is 'dyeing' the carpet!"
"Princess Margaret has just been SMOKED!"
"Prince Phillip is PHILLED WITH LEAD!"
"The Queen has been CLEANED!"
"Charles has CHECKED OUT!"
"Camilla was BOWLED OVER!"
"Princess Michael was just MANGLED!"
"The Queen Mother is FUCKED!"
-'Kill messages' from a proposed "Kill the monarchy" level which i was planning to insert into the game, dont know if i actually will though
"ALL christians are, without exception, bigoted, homophobic, racist scum who should either be used as slave labour or shot"
"Not ALL of them are like that, dont you see?"
"Hah, i bet even the 'Nice ones' support animal testing or are Pro-life, there are NO good christians!"
-Typical idiotic dialouge on the message board that started it all
"If your parents honestly think you will 'turn straight' just cause THEY say so, they are very much mistaken, you should tell them that, also tell them that if they EVER even REMOTLEY suggest such a thing again, you will cut them open and stick thier intestines to the wall in satanic patterns while they are still alive, i doubt they will mention it again"
-Me giving a lesbian advice on a TATU board
"Create 'child porn', well, two 20 year old consenting gay guys fucking, that was regarded as child porn in 1977..."
-One of the ideas from the very old Gaydoom page
"I bet that bloke's gay"
"I bet he owns a Capri and he's got barbed wire stuck on the front of it, and he uses it to run down BNP subhuman scum and then gets a microwave cannon and pumps energy into them until thier stomachs swell up and explode..that sort of thing is hilarious, i'm gonna make a doom wad about it"
-Me explaining the concept of Gaydoom to my mum