Punch

Youre not too strong, being a pacifist, and your fists are next to useless, but you can attack unarmed people for fun i suppose

Piss

Handy for urinating on corpses, inspired by Postal, except gaydoom is better than that buggy shite, despite not having been made yet

Knife

Its metal, its sharp, you can slash enemies to put them into a pain state, and force weaker-willed ones to retreat, or stab them to kill them

Wood Plank

Big, Heavy and found anywhere, can be used to stove somebody's head in

Axe

Handy for a bit of DIY, that is Damage It Yourself!

Chainsaw

Can be used to saw into enemies, with highly grisly results, or used in a sweeping motion to take thier heads off in a single swipe

Bricks

Can be swung to crush skulls, or thrown

Molotov

Causes a large fireball, and sets enemies on fire. Burning enemies will run around screaming for a while before they die, so pass the popcorn!

Pistol

The standard 9mm gun used by various enemies and resistance members, its range and accuracy wont be anything brilliant, but it will get you out of trouble..

Revolver

A much more powerful pistol, though still inaccurate, also it needs reloading after 6 shots

Shotgun

Now we're talking!. The pellets stay tightly packed and its got a decent range, good for blowing anything apart

Double-barrel Shotgun

Shoots both barrels at once for awesome power, but takes ages to reload. Not that anyboy who is hit by this will bother you again.

Rifle

Highly accurate, Long range and deadly. Also can be loaded pretty fast thanks to its bolt-action, this will be a useful weapon

Sniper rifle

Even longer range and even better accuracy, and silent! also you'll be able to zoom with it and take out enemies before they know you're there

Grenades

You throw them and they explode

Rocket Launcher

Fires high-explosive rockets, good for taking out people, cars, helicopters..most things really. Loads slowly and you cant carry much ammo, though

MP70

The Nazi standard machine gun. It holds 25 bullets and shoots pretty fast. Almost all of the enemy soldiers will use this, so you'll never be short of ammo

UZI

A 9mm machine gun which shoots very quickly, also its israeli, not that most jews are exactly sympathetic to the 'gay cause', but at least it will be some payback!

AK-47

A russian machine gun which is highly powerful, very rare in britian though, but some of the old London gangsters might have them...

HMG

A heavy, powerful machine gun which holds 100-round boxes and pumps them out like nobody's business, great for clearing a room of those unwelcome guests!

Flame Thrower

Short range but deadly, use it as a hilarious way of murdering cowardly racists and scum while they beg you for mercy

Confession Gun

Heats up peoples bodies until they suffer extreme pain, prolonged use causes interal organs to boil and burst, sounds like fun!